Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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