PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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