well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Dicks are not precious.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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