if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
ttyl tear gas
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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