I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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