I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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