OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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