Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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