i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
As shirtless as possible
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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