Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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