and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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