So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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