Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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