belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
kristin has been a bad kristin
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This beer is not sobering me up at all
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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