He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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