Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
just tell him i said nine months
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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