One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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