It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
BRING THE BAGELS
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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