My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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