i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
well you can't waste a boner
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
