We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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