do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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