I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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