You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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