Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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