Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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