Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
