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didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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