operation harelip BJ is a go
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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