is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
