But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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