he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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