How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
