Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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