Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
She needs sedatives and a leash
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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