i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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