No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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