marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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