I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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