It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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