You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
