dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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