i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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