Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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