Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It was a blind-side dick pic.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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