But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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