So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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