very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
