I wish i was in the wii world.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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