I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
