ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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